When looking for a white elephant gift, people are often torn between whether to bring a gag gift or something that’s actually useful. Here’s one that’s both. A functional 32 GB USB flash drive that is half hilarious and half revolting. There are several manufacturers of these, and some are quite realistic and made of silicone. Opening a gift box to discover a body part inside is a unique experience that’s perfect for white elephant exchanges, and not much else. We give it a thumbs up.