Whether she prefers a fine vintage bottle or a box of wine from Walmart, the wine rack is a hilarious addition to any woman’s wardrobe. From little league games to company meetings, this bra is sure to come in handy for the thirsty gal at your white elephant party. The Wine Rack fits most cups sizes, and the flexible drinking tube allows stealthy sipping from the generous 25 ounce beverage bladder. If you can find a better combination than wine and boobs, you get that instead.

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Also available as a beer belly…