Tag Archives: white elephant gift

Poems by Cats

Many people don’t understand the intellectual depth of the common house cat. They are deep and brooding artists, whose genius...

Framed Tweets

Over the past several years Twitter has evolved from something only young trendsetters understood to something that shapes and defines...

Food Candles

Scented candles are one of the most ubiquitous gifts anyone can receive. If you want to go that route for...

Gardenzilla

Garden gnomes are one of the tackiest and most pervasive home decorating trends to ever take hold of American suburbia....

Office Achievement Awards

Many jobs involve working endless hours for no recognition, gratitude, or feelings of accomplishment. Here’s a white elephant gift that...

Bullsh*t Stamp

Sometimes you need to call bullshit, and sometimes you need to document it for the record. A bullshit stamp really...

Breast Milk Lollipops

White elephant gifts are often pretty weird, but we think you’ll agree that breast milk lollipops are the weirdest kind...

Real Insect Necklace

Most people are creeped out by bugs. But bugs are actually amazing and beautiful creatures, tiny masterworks of form and...

Thumb Drive

When looking for a white elephant gift, people are often torn between whether to bring a gag gift or something...

Bring Me Wine Socks

Socks are one of the least exciting gifts anyone can unwrap. Unless those socks have the power to make wine...

Homicidal Pen Holder

If there is someone in your white elephant exchange who is always talking about “sticking it to the man”, they...

Air Conditioned Shirt

If there are some people in your white elephant exchange that value comfort over style, perhaps an air conditioned shirt...

Motorized Cooler

Being the proud owner of a motorized cooler means you never have to worry about finding a ride to the...

USB Lie Detector

If your group has some communication issues, perhaps a USB polygraph would help clear things up. Be advised, whoever ends...

Ostrich Pillow

When an ostrich needs to get away from it all, it buries it’s head in the sand and takes a...

Solar Cooker

A solar cooker uses the power of sunlight to cook food. It’s a simple concept that really works, something you...

Giant Candy

The Average American eats about 50 chocolate bars per year. That’s about 5 and a half pounds of candy bars...

Fish Training Kit

According to Dr. Dean Pomerleau of R2 Fish School, whose fish holds the Guinness World Record for largest repertoire of...

The Man Bowl

If the people in your group like to keep things simple, perhaps a Man Bowl would be adequately utilitarian? A...

Foodie Dice

Foodie Dice are the perfect gift for the indecisive chef who just needs a little direction. Cooking the same repertoire...