Tag Archives: white elephant gift

Tequila Mockingbird

This is the smart drunk’s book of ways to get drunk without having to not feel smart anymore. Everyone knows...

Gold Grillz

If someone in your gift exchange could use a little dental work, here’s a solution with a lot more bling...

Executive Drop Mic

Are there some people in your white elephant exchange that always need to have the last word? People who think...

Coffee Mug Sweater

Dressing up inanimate objects like they’re little people is just adorable. And coffee mugs have a reputation for being bad...

The Dad Bag

Not everyone has had the time, genetics, or inclination to cultivate a big hairy belly. That doesn’t mean they should...

Book of Dad Jokes

Something happens to a man’s sense of humor after he has his first child. Someone who was once witty and...

Poems by Cats

Many people don’t understand the intellectual depth of the common house cat. They are deep and brooding artists, whose genius...

Bring Me Wine Socks

Socks are one of the least exciting gifts anyone can unwrap. Unless those socks have the power to make wine...

Air Conditioned Shirt

If there are some people in your white elephant exchange that value comfort over style, perhaps an air conditioned shirt...

Shittens Moist Wipes

Shittens are mitten shaped disposable moist wipes that protect hands from all kinds of crap. Never risk hand-to-poo contamination again....

Ticket to Hell

There is no clearer way to let someone know how you really feel than telling them to go straight to...

Motorized Cooler

Being the proud owner of a motorized cooler means you never have to worry about finding a ride to the...

Bears vs Babies

This question has forever haunted the human race: What would happen if an army of bears went to battle with...

The Hungover Cookbook

Perfect for the morning after, the afternoon after, sometimes two days after, The Hungover Cookbook has everything you need to...

Custom Voodoo Doll

It’s tantalizing to think of all the people you could make voodoo dolls out of. For an office gift exchange,...

Ostrich Pillow

When an ostrich needs to get away from it all, it buries it’s head in the sand and takes a...

Solar Cooker

A solar cooker uses the power of sunlight to cook food. It’s a simple concept that really works, something you...

Screaming Goat

In some ways, this is a classic white elephant gift. Small, useless, and hilarious. If there is a true animal...

People of Walmart Calendar

You know the website, now you can admire the spectacle of Walmart with a day-by-day People of Walmart desk calendar. These hilarious images of real Walmart...

Giant Candy

The Average American eats about 50 chocolate bars per year. That’s about 5 and a half pounds of candy bars...

Fish Training Kit

According to Dr. Dean Pomerleau of R2 Fish School, whose fish holds the Guinness World Record for largest repertoire of...

The Man Bowl

If the people in your group like to keep things simple, perhaps a Man Bowl would be adequately utilitarian? A...

Foodie Dice

Foodie Dice are the perfect gift for the indecisive chef who just needs a little direction. Cooking the same repertoire...

Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Christmas as a grown-up is all about spiked eggnog, avoiding the fruit cake, and breaking out that hideously ugly sweater. These gems make perfect...

Food Made From Crickets

Crickets aren’t just for lizards anymore! Humans can now enjoy the rich flavor of these protein and calcium-rich insects with a variety...

Mouseterpieces

Hideously cute and adorably morbid, these real stuffed mice will certainly get a big reaction at your white elephant exchange....