Tag Archives: white elephant gift

Ostrich Pillow

When an ostrich needs to get away from it all, it buries it’s head in the sand and takes a...

Foot Hammock

Your mind may be full of deadlines and responsibilities but there’s no reason your feet can’t be relaxing like they’re...

Executive Drop Mic

Are there some people in your white elephant exchange that always need to have the last word? People who think...

The Dad Bag

Not everyone has had the time, genetics, or inclination to cultivate a big hairy belly. That doesn’t mean they should...

Poems by Cats

Many people don’t understand the intellectual depth of the common house cat. They are deep and brooding artists, whose genius...

Bring Me Wine Socks

Socks are one of the least exciting gifts anyone can unwrap. Unless those socks have the power to make wine...

Air Conditioned Shirt

If there are some people in your white elephant exchange that value comfort over style, perhaps an air conditioned shirt...

Shittens Moist Wipes

Shittens are mitten shaped disposable moist wipes that protect hands from all kinds of crap. Never risk hand-to-poo contamination again....

Motorized Cooler

Being the proud owner of a motorized cooler means you never have to worry about finding a ride to the...

The Hungover Cookbook

Perfect for the morning after, the afternoon after, sometimes two days after, The Hungover Cookbook has everything you need to...

Book of Dad Jokes

Something happens to a man’s sense of humor after he has his first child. Someone who was once witty and...

Screaming Goat

In some ways, this is a classic white elephant gift. Small, useless, and hilarious. If there is a true animal...

Giant Candy

The Average American eats about 50 chocolate bars per year. That’s about 5 and a half pounds of candy bars...

Gold Grillz

If someone in your gift exchange could use a little dental work, here’s a solution with a lot more bling...

Foodie Dice

Foodie Dice are the perfect gift for the indecisive chef who just needs a little direction. Cooking the same repertoire...

Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Christmas as a grown-up is all about spiked eggnog, avoiding the fruit cake, and breaking out that hideously ugly sweater. These gems make perfect...

Mouseterpieces

Hideously cute and adorably morbid, these real stuffed mice will certainly get a big reaction at your white elephant exchange....

Earthworm Jerky

If there are some foodies in your group, earthworm jerky may be a challenge they can’t refuse. Watching someone eat...

Uranium Ore

You can buy just about anything on Amazon, including Uranium ore. It is radioactive and perfect for conducting nuclear experiments...

Framed Tweets

Over the past several years Twitter has evolved from something only young trendsetters understood to something that shapes and defines...

Tequila Mockingbird

This is the smart drunk’s book of ways to get drunk without having to not feel smart anymore. Everyone knows...

Dammit Doll

Physical aggression is frowned upon in most cases and can earn you a hefty fine, land you in jail, or...

Game of Scones

Television and food go hand in hand, and any television show is better when viewed with scone or three. You...