In some ways, this is a classic white elephant gift. Small, useless, and hilarious. If there is a true animal lover in your exchange, they might just white elephant crap their pants over this one. Goats are the lovable misfits of farm life, seemingly a joke of nature. Whether they’re climbing a tree they have no business being in, eating tin cans, or fainting at loud noises, it’s hard to take them seriously. The screaming goat is like a universal emblem of adorable absurdity.