Lending someone a pen means never seeing it again. Unless of course you have this Subversive Pen Set. These fake promotional pens will always be promptly returned, plus people may not ask you next time. Watch them try not to react when they see you have a pen from Springfield Sexual Addiction Center or Verdant Fields Nudist Camp.

 

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