The NoPhone is a great gag gift for the people in your group who can’t seem to put their phones down. It’s just a slab of plastic, a phone placebo. You can say you’ve enrolled them in cell phone rehab, which is sadly a real thing. The NoPhone has zero great features including no camera, no buttons, no texting, no music, no email, no social media, and of course no phone. On the bright side it is completely hacker proof and secure, will never compromise your personal info, and helps prevent drunk texting and questionable selfies.
Here’s the NoPhone with a duck: