From the new trainee at work to the friend from out of town, we are forced to shake a lot of hands from day to day. Who really knows where those hands have been? We do. They’ve been on genitals. Which is why the good people at Blue Q brought us “Maybe You Touched Your Genitals” hand sanitizer. The disinfecting formula kills germs, neutralizes the dreaded cootie virus, smells like innocence, and is fortified with moisturizing extracts of Aloe Vera. Also works on non-genital parts, but since you have it, you might as well go ahead and touch some genitals. High five!