Everyone who has worked in an office has a list of people they’re dying to get rid of. But as many people learn the hard way, playing dirty office politics has a way of turning around to bite you in the ass. So trying to get them fired is not advisable. Sometimes the subtler tack of active suggestion works better. These cards offer a list of alternate identities that your coworkers will find irresistible. This is your opportunity to thin out the herd. Don’t let it pass you by.