If the people in your white elephant gift exchange appreciate honesty in advertising, they’ll love Fresh Balls Lotion. They’ll also love what it does to their balls, if they have them. If not, perhaps they’ll love what it does to the balls of someone they know. Or maybe they’ll just laugh. The real fun comes when you see if anyone has the balls to steal this from whoever opened it. Gifts like this give you the opportunity to learn things about the other people in your group that you probably never wanted to know.