Can’t decide whether to eat a hot dog or make some eggs? Maybe an egg dog is the perfect solution. This confusing device makes a flaccid, phallic cylinder of egg that’s perfect for…um…well, that’s not your problem, let someone else figure out what to do with their eggrection.

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