Socks are one of the least exciting gifts anyone can unwrap. Unless those socks have the power to make wine appear, like these do. This is next-level laziness, you don’t even need to waste energy opening your mouth to ask. If there are some wine enthusiasts in your white elephant exchange, they’ll be eager to try them on and see if they really work. If you’re really nice you can bring a bottle to the party, so they can hold onto the idea that there is still magic in the world. There is also a pair for any chocoholics in your group.