White elephant gifts are often pretty weird, but we think you’ll agree that breast milk lollipops are the weirdest kind of weird. You’ll be relieved to know (hopefully) that there is no actual breast milk in these suckers. They are breast milk flavored. Which leads one to wonder what the process was like developing the flavor, and if there is actually a viable market for this, and many other disturbing things. If there’s a real momma’s boy in your white elephant exchange, we think you’ve found the perfect gift.