Category Archives: Top Shelf Crap

Selfie Toaster

A good white elephant gift is novel and unexpected, but also remotely useful, though probably more trouble than it’s worth....

Air Conditioned Shirt

If there are some people in your white elephant exchange that value comfort over style, perhaps an air conditioned shirt...

Motorized Cooler

Being the proud owner of a motorized cooler means you never have to worry about finding a ride to the...

USB Lie Detector

If your group has some communication issues, perhaps a USB polygraph would help clear things up. Be advised, whoever ends...

Solar Cooker

A solar cooker uses the power of sunlight to cook food. It’s a simple concept that really works, something you...

Mouseterpieces

Hideously cute and adorably morbid, these real stuffed mice will certainly get a big reaction at your white elephant exchange....

Beer Brewing Kit

If there are some beer lovers in your group they will certainly be fighting over a craft beer making kit....

Gift Cards

If your group is expecting a funny or entertaining gift exchange, then a gift card may not be the most...

Digital Sundial

This innovative sundial displays the time numerically using only shadow. The shape of the dial is mathematically designed and 3D...

3D Printing Pen

If there are some artists or technophiles in your group you might consider a 3D printing pen. The technology has...

Tiny Nano Drone

Nano drones are perfect for minuscule opps like battling houseflies. They’re a fun white elephant gift that could be useful...

Cash Cannon

A Cash Cannon is irresistible to play with and everyone benefits when there’s money flying around. Pre-load it with some...

Telephone Gloves

This fascinating invention turns your hand into a telephone receiver. These gloves connect to your phone by bluetooth so you...

Chewbacca Hoodie

A Chewbacca Hoodie is a great gift for those whose love of Star Wars surpasses their sense of fashion. Made...

Virtual Keyboard

A virtual keyboard is fun to play around with, and I suppose it could be useful to the right person....

True Mirror

The True Mirror is a clever arrangement of mirrors that shows a reflection without flipping the image like a regular...

Giant Yard Games

Giant yard games are a great white elephant gift, especially if you’re able to set them up and play with...

Three Player Chess

If the game chess just isn’t challenging enough for your group, perhaps a 3 player chess set is the perfect...

Portable Sauna

Sure, saunas offer many health benefits and all that, but who has time to go to the spa? Luckily there...

Shoe Headlights

Doug Renata, the creator of Night Runner 270, tripped and fell in the dark one night while training for a...

Dyson Air Multiplier

Not all white elephant gifts have to be future garbage. Break the mold and show up with something people actually...